{"product_id":"cozy-definition-accent-mug-funny-refusal-to-leave-a-radius-of-three-blankets-coffee-cup","title":"Cozy Definition Accent Mug — Funny 'Refusal to Leave a Radius of Three Blankets' Coffee Cup","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"otQkpb\" role=\"heading\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Official Beverage Holder for Doing Nothing.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003eBecause staying within a strict three-blanket radius requires a steady supply of caffeine and incredibly low expectations.\u003c!--TgQPHd|||[]--\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"n6owBd awi2gc\"\u003eFeaturing our hyper-accurate, dictionary-style definition of what it actually means to be cozy, this chunky 15oz mug is designed to perfectly hold your hot cocoa, morning coffee, or the tea you're using as an excuse to avoid checking your email. 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